How to Tell a Good Santa from a Bad Santa

posted by J Will -

Ho Ho Ho, is Good Santa or Bad Santa coming down your chimney?

Good Santa: Climbs down the chimney bearing gifts

Bad Santa: Breaks into your apartment from window

Good Santa: Keeps careful track of which girls and boys are naughty and nice

Bad Santa: Keeps careful track of which girls are naughty

Good Santa: Showers children with presents

Bad Santa: Hasn't showered in a month

Good Santa: Magically gets to millions of homes on Christmas Eve

Bad Santa: As unionized city employee with job security, can't be fired if he only gets to two or three homes

Good Santa: Has generous, love filled heart

Bad Santa: Has liver the size of a volleyball

Good Santa: Gets around by Flying Reindeer

Bad Santa: Has a bus pass

Good Santa: Takes trips around the world

Bad Santa: Pays hookers for a trip around the world

Good Santa: Has a special on Fox

Bad Santa: Gets arrested on COPS

Merry Christmas!!!!

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